Dear Queenie,
The other day I offered someone a piece of chewing gum. When they gave me back the package I saw that they had taken 2 pieces when I only offered them 1.
Queenie, why are people so greedy?—Offended gum-chewer
Dear Offended,
Some packages of gum indicate that a “serving” is two pieces of gum. What did yours say?
In any event, I hardly think this is a serious enough matter to make an issue of it. After all, how much did that extra piece of gum cost you?
Save your hurt feelings for more important matters.
