Dear Queenie,
I love animals and I work in an animal shelter where sometimes there is a dog or a cat that needs more attention than it gets in the shelter, so I bring it home to take care of.
My boyfriend isn’t much interested in animals and gets annoyed when I bring one home. He says I already have too many pets and I should get another job where I won’t be tempted to get more.
Queenie, I just can’t let those animals suffer or be put to sleep. What can I do?—Dr. Doolittle
Dear Dr. Doolittle,
Don’t even think about finding another job! The one you have seems to suit you perfectly.
Instead, find another boyfriend! The one you have does not suit you at all.