Dear Queenie,
My wife likes to lie on the floor when she is watching TV or just cooling out. She says it is cool and hard and soothing to her back.
We have perfectly nice expensive furniture she could use and it would be embarrassing if someone dropped in and found her like that. They might even think she was sick or something and call 911.
Queenie, what can I do to convince her to behave better?—Worried husband
Dear Worried,
What can I do to convince you to listen to your wife and have more consideration for her feelings?
If she is more comfortable on the floor perhaps it is because she has problems with her back and your expensive furniture is too soft and does not give her the support her back requires. A visit to your family doctor or a chiropractor might be in order.