Dear Queenie,
My wife knows I take Viagra and when I went off-island on a business trip she insisted that I not take the Viagra with me. What she doesn’t know is that I don’t always need it.
Queenie, should I tell her?—Undecided husband
Dear Undecided,
If you tell her she may wonder why you always need it with her, and be insulted by the fact.
Honesty may be the best policy, but in this case I would say, “Silence is golden!”