Dear Queenie,
Lately I’ve noticed that my husband takes an awful long time going to the bathroom.
Queenie, what do suppose he’s doing in there?—Curious wife
Dear Curious,
He could be masturbating, or just reading a good book. Or he could be constipated, which could be a symptom of intestinal problem, or just having trouble passing his urine, which could be a symptom of a prostate problem.
Ask him about it. If it is one of the latter two possibilities a trip to the doctor would be highly advisable.
