Dear Editor,
Please allow me some space in your newspaper to address Health Minister Emil Lee.
Hello Mr. Lee, and I was so glad and relieved to read your advice in the newspaper …“ If you are walking anywhere downtown, or your house is enveloped by the deadly toxic smoke billowing from the dump that’s been burning out of control for three days NEVER, ever breath. Hold your breath for as long as it takes, but never actually breath the air.”
I can see now why you got appointed as Minister of Public Health with that astounding insight and clarity of thought. Clearly all those years of professional training and experience in the field of health are really paying off. I guess that’s why you get the big money.
Now that that’s settled, how about some more of that keen Kreskin-like insight into things like… oh you know…Who is doing what to put the fire out? Or, gee, how do we keep this from happening EVERY SINGLE YEAR like the last 20 or so…you know… stuff like that.
Once again, a keen example of our tax dollars at work.
Stefanie Kaesler
