Dear Queenie,
My cat likes to sleep on the foot of my bed at night, but my boyfriend doesn’t want her in the room when he sleeps over. He says he is afraid she might scratch him. I keep telling him she won’t, but he is still afraid of her.
One time after we were making love, she came up behind him and started sniffing between his legs. She didn’t scratch or anything, but I guess her whiskers tickled him or something and he nearly jumped out of his skin and I couldn’t stop laughing.
Queenie, don’t you think he’s being unreasonable?—Cat lover
Dear Cat lover,
If you haven’t already figured it out, his private parts are a very sensitive subject for a man.
I suggest you keep the cat out of the bedroom when your boyfriend sleeps over, or find another boyfriend who loves cats as much as you do and maybe isn’t as ticklish as this one; your choice.
