Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Butter

Butter who?

Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Accordion

Accordion who?

Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.

What is a wet bear called?

A drizzly bear.

What is known as the world's wettest animal?

Rain-deer.

What do you call it when it's raining ducks and geese?

Fowl weather. (Foul weather)

What was one raindrop overheard saying to another?

Two's company, three's a cloud. (Three’s a crowd)

What is a type of bow that can't be tied?

A rain-bow.

Why shouldn’t you fight with a cloud?

He’ll storm out on you!

Little Johnny: “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”

Johnny’s father replies: “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”