Me and my best friend?
We’re mint to be.
Why can’t you be friends with a squirrel?
They drive everyone nuts.
What’s the loneliest cheese?
Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes?
They’d crack each other up!
There is nothing better than a friend…
Unless, of course, it’s a friend with chocolate.
How is a good friend like a four-leaf clover?
They’re hard to find!
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
You can’t trust atoms.
They make up everything!
Parallel lines have so much in common…
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Why can’t you trust a burrito?
Because they tend to spill the beans!
Why does Dracula have no friends?
Because he’s a pain in the neck.