Dear Queenie,
My husband and I have been married for 20 years. This year for our anniversary he gave me clothes.
Queenie, it was the sexiest outfit I have ever seen, something only a prostitute would wear. Worse yet, it was about three sizes too small! I haven’t worn that size since before I started having babies.
When my husband asked me when I was going to wear the outfit, I asked him where he expected me to wear something like that anyway? He said in our bedroom. I said I’d think about it, and I didn’t say anything about the size.
Queenie, what do you think?—Plump matron
Dear Plump matron,
I think it’s rather sweet that your husband hasn’t noticed how much weight you have gained – unless, of course, he has noticed and is trying to give you a gentle hint and/or incentive to lose some of it. And don’t worry about his fantasy life as long as it’s you he wants to see in his daydreams.
If you can’t manage to lose the weight, exchange the outfit for one that fits and strut your stuff for him.
Keep trying to lose weight, and next year for your anniversary, buy yourself a sexy outfit that fits and give hubby another eyeful.
