Overendowed

Dear Queenie,

  I am a slender woman but I have rather large breasts. Some other women seem to think that means they must be fake and that I must be rather “free” with men. There are even some of them who have gone so far as to try to feel my breasts to see if they are real.

  One time at a party I walked away from someone who was doing that and she started shouting at me.

  Queenie, how can I handle such situations?—Overendowed

Dear Overendowed,

  If anyone tries to touch any part of you without even asking for your permission, ask them politely (but not especially quietly) not to touch you. And if they ask questions about your breasts, just tell them that, yes, your breasts are real, and ask them why they (are so rude as to) ask such a question.