Well, orange you funny?

Well, orange you funny?

Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?

A: A blue-berry.


Q: What kind of fruit grows on the calendar?

A: Dates.


Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?

A: When you're eating a watermelon.


Q: Why aren't bananas ever lonely?

A: Because they come in bunches!


Q: What is a vampire’s favourite food?

A: Neck-tarines.


Q: What do you call strawberries playing the guitar?

A: A jam session.


Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

A: He couldn’t concentrate!


Q: What fruit teases you a lot?

A: A Ba na..na..na..na..na!


Q: What happens to grapes when you step on them?

A: They wine.


Q: Why did the orange go to the hospital?

A: Because it wasn’t peeling well.


Q: Why was the apple so lonely?

A: Because the banana split.


Q: Did you hear the joke about the peach?

A: It’s pit-iful!