Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?
A: A blue-berry.
Q: What kind of fruit grows on the calendar?
A: Dates.
Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you're eating a watermelon.
Q: Why aren't bananas ever lonely?
A: Because they come in bunches!
Q: What is a vampire’s favourite food?
A: Neck-tarines.
Q: What do you call strawberries playing the guitar?
A: A jam session.
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: He couldn’t concentrate!
Q: What fruit teases you a lot?
A: A Ba na..na..na..na..na!
Q: What happens to grapes when you step on them?
A: They wine.
Q: Why did the orange go to the hospital?
A: Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Q: Why was the apple so lonely?
A: Because the banana split.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the peach?
A: It’s pit-iful!
