Very Merry Jokes

Very Merry Jokes

Q: What kind of pictures do elves like to take?

A: Elfies!


Q: What do you call a snowman in the Caribbean?

A: A puddle.


Q: How does the gingerbread man cover himself in bed?

A: With cookie sheets!


Q: What do you call a reindeer who never says “good morning”?

A: Rude-olph!


Q: How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?

A: Fleece Navidad!


Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

A: Frosted Flakes!


Q: What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride?

A: A Holly Davidson!


Q: What falls at the North Pole and can’t get back up?

A: Snow!


Q: What happens when a snowman meets a vampire?

A: Frostbite!


Q: What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?

A: He got 12 months.

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