Q: What flower gives the most kisses?
A: Tu-lips.
Q: What kind of candy is never on time?
A: Choco-LATE.
Q: What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine’s Day?
A: Cauliflowers!
Q: What do you call the world's smallest Valentine’s Day card?
A: A valen-teeny.
Q: What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
A: You mean a great dill to me.
Q: What did the one sheep say to the other?
A: I love ewe!
Q: And how did the other sheep respond?
A: You’re not so baaaaaa-d yourself.
Q: What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A: Hogs and kisses.
Q: What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day?
A: I love you watts!
Q: What did the painter say to her sweetheart?
A: I love you with all my art.
Q: What did one cat say to the other cat on Valentine's Day?
A: Don't ever change; you're purrrfect.
Q: Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A: A calendar.
Q: What did one squirrel say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A: I'm nuts about you!
Q: What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
A: I love you berry much.
Q: How does one bee ask another to be their Valentine?
A: Bee mine.
Q: What did one volcano say to the other?
A: I lava you!
