What do ghosts have in their noses?
Boo-gers!
Why did the ghost starch his sheet?
He wanted to scare people stiff.
What is a ghost’s favourite dessert?
I-scream!
What kind of horse does a ghost ride?
A night-mare.
Why don’t mummies take time off?
They are afraid to unwind.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
Why are vampires bad at art?
They are only able to draw blood.
What’s the problem with twin witches?
You never know which witch is which.
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin.
Did you hear about the evil hen?
It lays devilled eggs.
When do zombies finish trick or treating?
When they are dead tired.
How did the zombie become great at trick or treating?
Dead-ication.
What is a vampire’s favourite Halloween candy?
A sucker.
