Purrr-fect Jokes

Purrr-fect Jokes

Q: Where did the kittens go for their school field trip?

A. The mewseum.

Q: What colour do cats like the most?

A. Purrr-ple.

Q: Why are cats so good at video games?

A: Because they start with nine lives!

Q: Why did the kitten want to go to medical school?

A: To become a first aid kit.

Q: Which vegetable do cats like the most?

A: As-purr-agus.

Q: What do you call a cat that can convince you of anything?

A: Purrr-suasive.

Q: What did the cat say when it met the mouse?

A: Pleased to eat you.

Q: What’s smarter than a talking cat?

A: A spelling bee!

Q: What do you call an old Tom cat?

A: Grand-Paw.

Q: What happened when the cat ate the clown fish?

A: It felt funny.

Q: What do you call a buccaneer with a cat on his shoulder?

A: A purr-ate.

Q: What kind of musician do cats like to be?

A: Purr-cussionists.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot?

A: A carrot.