What’s a cat’s favourite New Year’s resolution?
To purr-sue its dreams!
Why should you put your calendar in the freezer?
To start off the new year in a cool way.
What do bunnies say on New Year's Day?
Hoppy New Year!
What was the opening line of the spice rack’s New Year’s toast?
“Cheers to the good thymes!”
What happened to the person who stole a calendar on New Year’s Eve?
They got 12 months!
What did the little champagne bottle call his father?
Pop!
What did Adam say to Eve on Dec. 31?
It’s New Year’s, Eve.
Why was the telephone late for work on Jan. 1?
It was busy ringing in the new year!
Why did the man stand on one leg at midnight on New Year’s?
He wanted to start the year on the right foot.
Why did the clock get promoted on New Year’s Eve?
It really made every second count!
Why should you take a broom to the New Year’s party?
To sweep in the new year!
Why does bread hate New Year’s?
Everyone wants to make a toast.
What’s a balloon’s favourite kind of New Year’s story?
One that’s uplifting!
