New Year Funnies

New Year Funnies

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year’s Day?
I haven’t seen you since last year!

What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?
Hoppy New Year!

What’s a cow’s favourite night of the year?
Moo Year’s Eve.

Where can you find comedians at a New Year’s Eve party?
In the punchline.

What did the farmer give his wife on New Year’s Eve?
Hogs and kisses.

What did the little champagne bottle call his father?

What happened to the man who stole a calendar on New Year’s Eve?
He got 12 months.

Why do you need a jeweller on New Year’s Eve?
To ring in the New Year.

What should you never eat on New Year’s Eve?

Why did the man sprinkle sugar on his pillow on New Year’s Eve?
He wanted to start the year with sweet dreams.

Knock, knock! Who’s there?
Howie who?
Howie going to stay up until midnight, you look tired already!

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