What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
An irrelephant!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize!
What do you call two bananas?
A pair of slippers!
How did the barber win the race?
They knew a short cut!
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
What did one hat say to the other?
You wait here – I’ll go on ahead!
Why don’t the circus lions eat the clowns?
Because they taste funny!
Why can’t you send a duck to space?
Because the bill would be astronomical!
What happened when the world’s tongue-twister champion got arrested?
They gave him a tough sentence!
How do young bees get to school?
They take the school buzz!
What do frogs order at fast-food restaurants?
French flies!
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk!
What kind of socks do grizzlies wear?
None, they have bear feet!
What happens when a grape gets run over crossing the street?
A traffic jam!
