Football Funnies

Football Funnies

Q: What tea do football players drink?

A: PenalTEA!

 

Q: What did the receiver say to the football?

A: Catch you later.

 

Q: Why did the chicken get sent off?

A: For fowl play!

 

Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play football?

A: It was a boxer!

 

Q: Why was Cinderella such a poor football player?

A: Her coach was a pumpkin.

 

Q: Which insect didn’t play well in the goal?

A: The fumble bee!

 

Q: How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

A: Hide the ball; it drives them nuts!

 

Q: Where do football players go when they need a new uniform?

A: New Jersey.

 

Q: Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

A: They might be cheetahs!

 

Q: Where do hungry football players play?

A: In the Supper Bowl.

 

Q: Which quarterback can jump higher than a crossbar?

A: All of them; a crossbar can’t jump!

 

Q: Which football game do cats like to watch?

A: The Goldfish Bowl.

 

Q: What did the bumble bee runningback say after he scored a touchdown?

A: Hive scored!

 

Q: What lights up a football stadium?

A: A football match!

 

Q: How do hens encourage their football teams?

A: They egg them on!

 

Q: Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

A: They prefer cricket games!

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