Football Funnies

Football Funnies

Q: What tea do football players drink?

A: PenalTEA!


Q: What did the receiver say to the football?

A: Catch you later.


Q: Why did the chicken get sent off?

A: For fowl play!


Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play football?

A: It was a boxer!


Q: Why was Cinderella such a poor football player?

A: Her coach was a pumpkin.


Q: Which insect didn’t play well in the goal?

A: The fumble bee!


Q: How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

A: Hide the ball; it drives them nuts!


Q: Where do football players go when they need a new uniform?

A: New Jersey.


Q: Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

A: They might be cheetahs!


Q: Where do hungry football players play?

A: In the Supper Bowl.


Q: Which quarterback can jump higher than a crossbar?

A: All of them; a crossbar can’t jump!


Q: Which football game do cats like to watch?

A: The Goldfish Bowl.


Q: What did the bumble bee runningback say after he scored a touchdown?

A: Hive scored!


Q: What lights up a football stadium?

A: A football match!


Q: How do hens encourage their football teams?

A: They egg them on!


Q: Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

A: They prefer cricket games!