Easter Bunny Funnies

Easter Bunny Funnies

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Wendy.

Wendy who?

Wendy Easter Bunny coming?

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Heidi.

Heidi who?

Heidi the eggs around the house.

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Hominy.

Hominy who?

Hominy Easter eggs did you find?

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Alma.

Alma who?

Alma Easter candy is gone. Can I have some more?

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Sherwood.

Sherwood who?

Sherwood like to have an Easter basket like yours.

 

Q: How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?

A: Lots of eggs-ercise!

 

Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

A: They lived hoppily ever after!

 

Q: Why didn’t the bunny hop?

A: No bunny knows.

 

Q: What kind of music do bunnies like?

A: Hip Hop.

 

Q: How do rabbits travel?

A: By HAREplanes.

 

Q: What kind of stories do rabbits like best?

A: Ones with hoppy endings.

 

Q: What do bunnies do when they get married?

A: Go on a bunnymoon!

 

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke?

A: It might crack up!

 

Q: What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?

A: “It’s been nice gnawing you!”

 

Q: How does an Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good?

A: Hare spray.

 

Q: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favourite sport?

A: Basket-ball.