Back 2 School Jokes

Back 2 School Jokes

Teacher: If I had six oranges in one hand and seven apples in the other, what would I have?
Student: Big hands!

Q: How do you get straight A's?
A: By using a ruler!

Q: What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
A: Stop going in circles and get to the point!

Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach the high notes.


Q: Why did nose not want to go to school?
A: He was tired of getting picked on!

Q: Why did the kid study in the airplane?
A: Because he wanted a higher education!

Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet!

Q: What is the world's tallest building?
A: The library because it has the most stories.

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A: Because his class was so bright!


Q: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
A: She couldn't control her pupils!

Q: How is an English teacher like a judge?
A: They both give out sentences.

Teacher: What is the shortest month?
Student: May, it only has three letters.

Q: Why did the teacher write on the window?
A: Because she wanted the lesson to be very clear!

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