Otherwise faithful husband

Dear Queenie,

  I am happily married, but I got a crush on a woman I met where I work. Nothing ever happened between us and I have been working from home since all this COVID-19 stuff started, but I can’t help thinking about her a lot.

  Queenie, I would never do anything about all this, but how can I stop thinking about it?—Otherwise faithful husband

 

Dear Husband,

  Whenever these thoughts come into your head, take a cold shower! Use some ice if necessary.

  And try to avoid this woman if you start ever seeing her at work again, even if it means looking for another job.