Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m stuck on you!
Q: What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
A: I love you watts and watts!
Q: What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
A: You mean a great dill to me.
Q: What do you call a ghost’s true love?
A: Their ghoul-friend.
Q: What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine’s Day?
A: Cauliflowers!
Q: What did Robin Hood say to his girlfriend?
A: Sherwood like to be your valentine.
Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts!
Q: Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day?
A: A calendar.
Q: What do you call a really small Valentine’s Day card?
A: A valen-teeny.
Q: What did one volcano say to the other?
A: I lava you!
Q: What kind of candy is never on time?
A: Choco-LATE.
Q: What did one cat say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
A: You’re purrrfect, don’t ever change.
