Well Played Jokes

Well Played Jokes

Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!

Q: What is an insect’s favourite sport?
A: Cricket!

Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?
A: They both need a good batter!

Q: What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
A: I want my quarter back!

Q: When is a baseball player like a spider?
A: When he catches a fly!

Q: What kinds of stories do basketball players tell?
A: Tall tales!

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one!

Q: Why do basketball players love donuts?
A: Because they can dunk them!

Q: What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
A: Catch you later!

Q: What runs around a baseball field but never moves?
A: The fence!