Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!
Q: What is an insect’s favourite sport?
Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?
A: They both need a good batter!
Q: What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
A: I want my quarter back!
Q: When is a baseball player like a spider?
A: When he catches a fly!
Q: What kinds of stories do basketball players tell?
A: Tall tales!
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one!
Q: Why do basketball players love donuts?
A: Because they can dunk them!
Q: What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
A: Catch you later!
Q: What runs around a baseball field but never moves?
A: The fence!