What did one pie say to the other?
Pie like you berry much.
What kind of flower do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflower.
What does a slug write on a Valentine’s Day?
Be my valen-slime!
What did one bee say to the other?
I love bee-ing with you, honey.
What did the tree say to the houseplant?
Do you beleaf in love?
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
What do you call a ghost’s true love?
Their ghoul-friend.
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
’m stuck on you!
What did the dustpan say to the broom?
You sweep me off my feet!
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn’t find a date.
What did the hamburger say to the pickle?
You’re the dill of my dreams.
What did one piece of toast say to the other?
You’re my butter half!
