Q: Why did the robot get angry?

A: Because you kept pushing his buttons!

Q: What did the man say to his dead robot?

A: Rust in peace

Q: What did the baby robot call its creator?

A: Da-ta!

Q: What is a Robot's favourite kind of music?

A: Heavy metal!

Q: Why did the computer squeak?
A: Because someone stepped on it's mouse!

Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!

Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?
A: It had a virus!

Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It left it's Windows open!

Q: Where do all the cool mice live?
A: In their mousepads

Q: What did the droid do at lunch time?

A: Had a byte...

Q: What do robots eat as snacks?

A: Micro-chips!

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