Q: Why did the robot get angry?
A: Because you kept pushing his buttons!
Q: What did the man say to his dead robot?
A: Rust in peace
Q: What did the baby robot call its creator?
A: Da-ta!
Q: What is a Robot's favourite kind of music?
A: Heavy metal!
Q: Why did the computer squeak?
A: Because someone stepped on it's mouse!
Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!
Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?
A: It had a virus!
Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It left it's Windows open!
Q: Where do all the cool mice live?
A: In their mousepads
Q: What did the droid do at lunch time?
A: Had a byte...
Q: What do robots eat as snacks?
A: Micro-chips!
