Q: What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?
A: Reptiles!
Q: What do lizards like to eat with their hamburgers?
A: French flies.
Q: What is a reptile’s favourite movie?
A: The Lizard of Oz.
Q: What did the mommy chameleon say to her nervous kid on the first day of school?
A: “Don’t worry, you’ll blend right in!”
Q: What did the iguana say to his crush?
A: Iguana be your valentine.
Q: What did the grape say when the iguana squashed it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator!
Q: What kind of lizard tells jokes?
A: A stand-up chameleon! (“comedian”)
Lizards don’t like many styles of music, they just listen to rap-tiles and hip hop.
Have you heard the story about the rich lizard? He’s a cha-meleon-aire.
It didn’t take us very long to learn all about lizards, we had it from the gec-ko (“get-go”).
I’m so excited about this holiday, gec-ko (“let’s go”).
I wanted to write a really long lizard joke, but I didn’t want it to drag-on.
