Q: Why do pirates have such a hard time remembering the alphabet?
A: They get lost at “C”.
Q: What do you call the fastest sailboat in the world?
A: Usain Boat.
Q: Where do you take a sick sailboat?
A: To the nearest doc.
Q: How big was the shipwrecked sailboat?
A: It was capsized.
Q: What did the two ropes do after falling in love?
A: They got hitched (hitch is a type of knot).
Q: Why was the sailor put in time-out?
A: He was naughty-cal. (“nautical”).
Q: Why did the sailboat crash into the dock?
A: It was closer than it a-PIER-ed.
Q: Why was the sailor so early for the party?
A: He got there schooner than expected.
Q: Why is the boat always getting great deals?
A: It loves a sail.
Q: Where do zombies go sailing?
A: In the Dead Sea.
Q: When is it time to paint another coat on a pirate ship?
A: When its timbers be shivering!
Q: Why did the sailboat want to dance with the motor boat?
A: He liked her a yacht.
Q: What did the Southern sailboat say to the group of sailboats?
A: Hello Yawl! (Yawl is a type of sailing vessel.)
