How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?
He starts coffin!
What did the wizard say to the twin witches?
Which witch is which?
How do ghosts go from floor to floor?
By scare-case!
What do you call two witches who share a room?
Broom mates!
How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concern.
Why do ghosts hate rain?
It dampens their spirits.
What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?
A sand witch!
What is a ghost’s favourite dessert?
Boo-berries and I scream!
Why are vampires so unpopular?
Because they are pains in the neck!
Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them!
