How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?
He starts coffin!
What did the wizard say to the twin witches?
Which witch is which?
How do ghosts go from floor to floor?
What do you call two witches who share a room?
How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concern.
Why do ghosts hate rain?
It dampens their spirits.
What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?
A sand witch!
What is a ghost’s favourite dessert?
Boo-berries and I scream!
Why are vampires so unpopular?
Because they are pains in the neck!
Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them!