Funny Halloween Jokes

Funny Halloween Jokes

How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?

He starts coffin!


What did the wizard say to the twin witches?

Which witch is which?


How do ghosts go from floor to floor?

By scare-case!


What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom mates!


How does a vampire start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.


Why do ghosts hate rain?

It dampens their spirits.


What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?

A sand witch!


What is a ghost’s favourite dessert?

Boo-berries and I scream!


Why are vampires so unpopular?

Because they are pains in the neck!


Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!