Q: What hobby do black cats do in their spare time?
A: Witch crafts.
Q: Why are black cats so good at Halloween party songs?
A: Because they’re very mewsical.
Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of black cat to have?
A: A catastrophe.
Q: How did the black cats end their fight?
A: They hissed and made up.
Q: Why do black cats ride with witches on broomsticks?
A: Because it’s quicker than walking.
Q: What do you call a black cat criminal?
A: A Purr-petrator.
Q: What kind of tests do they give black cats in school?
A: Hex-aminations.
Q: What animal do witches say make the best pets?
A: Black cats – because they’re purr-fect.
Q: What happened when the black cat ate the clown costume?
A: It felt funny.
Q: What is a black cat’s favourite colour?
A: Purrrrrr-ple.
Q: Why did the witch’s black cat throw up?
A: She was broom sick.
Q: Which of the black cat’s friends was good at baseball?
A: The bat.
Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a witch’s rug?
A: A magic car-pet.
