Q: Why wouldn't the skeleton go skydiving?
A: He doesn’t have any guts!
Q: How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A: Tickle his funny bone.
Q: What do skeletons say before they begin eating?
A: Bone appétit!
Q: Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A: They have no organs.
Q: What's a skeleton's favourite weapon?
A: A bow and marrow.
Q: Where did the skeleton keep his pet bird?
A: In his rib cage.
Q: Why did the skeleton want to quit the football team?
A: His heart just wasn't in it.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton want to go to the movies?
A: He had no body to go with.
Q: What instrument do skeletons like to play?
A: The trombone.
Q: Why did the little skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He thought it was quite “humerus”.
Q: Why did the skeleton do extra work?
A: He wanted the bone-us points.
Q: How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
A: He could feel it in his bones.
Q: Where do teenage skeletons go to class?
A: High skull.
