A few delicious jokes

A few delicious jokes

Q: What do you give to a sick lemon?

A: Lemon aid!

 

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

A: Nacho cheese!

 

Q: What’s the best thing to put into a pie?

A: Your teeth!

 

Q: What did the baby corn say to its mom?

A: Where is pop corn?

 

Q: What kind of nuts always seems to have a cold?

A: Cashews!

 

Q: Waiter, will my pizza be long?

A: No sir, it will be round!

 

Q: What candy do you eat on the playground?

A: Recess pieces.

 

Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?

A: I’m not telling you. You might spread it!

 

Q: Why don’t you starve in a desert?

A: Because of all the “sand which is” there.

 

Q: What do elves make sandwiches with?

A: Shortbread.

 

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?

A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.

 

Q: What is a pretzel’s favourite dance?

A: The Twist!

 

Q: What kind of keys do kids like to carry?

A: Cookies!

 

Q: What cheese is made backwards?

A: Edam (Edam is the name of a Dutch cheese).

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