A Few Corny Jokes

A Few Corny Jokes

Q: What did the corn say when it was complimented?

A: “Aw, shucks!”

Q: Why did the corn stalk get a medal?

A: Because it was outstanding in its field!

Q: What do you call a corn that tells jokes?

A: A corny comedian!

Q: What’s a corn’s favourite type of music?

A: Popcorn!

Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

A: “Where’s popcorn?”

Q: Why did the corn get in trouble?

A: Because it was ear-responsible!

Q: What’s the coolest part of corn?

A: Its corn-rows!

Q: How does corn stay healthy?

A: It gets plenty of corn-ditioning.

Q: What’s a corn’s favourite game?

A: Husk and seek!

Q: What did the butter say to the popcorn?

A: “You make me melt!”

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